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Tuesday January 14, 2025


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  1. Do not treat a woman like an object. It hates that...
  2. Watching someone else play a video game is like watching someone who won`t let you join in while they`re masturbating.
  3. Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in a cage, we just want to set them free.
  4. Scientists discover that caterpillars can whistle. Am I the only one wondering if they`re concentrating their efforts on the wrong things?
  5. Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings...
  6. I`m just a boy, standing in front of a girl; not listening to a f*cking thing she`s saying. But nodding, lots of nodding.
  7. Have you seen that new golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it comes within 4in of it. DO NOT carry it in your back pocket!
  8. Drinking coffee is a fun way to become dependent on paying money to wake up.
  9. I`m going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going at night.
  10. A fun part of your 40s is waking up thinking you`re hungover, and then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now.
  11. A young man gets sent to jail,and gets put into a jail cell with a convict the size of the Incredible Hulk. After lights out, he hears a whisper from the top bunk."Let`s play Mommy and Daddy. Who do you wanna be?" Thinking quick, the man says "daddy." "Then come up here and suck Mommy`s d!ck."
  12. Bran flakes. Helping pants fit better for over 100 years.
  13. My son wants to be a shrink when he grows up... Clearly I`ve failed to teach him our family`s place in the psychiatric process...
  14. You can’t run from your problems forever. Eventually, you’ll have to take a car or a plane to really avoid them.




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