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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Almost time for my nightly foursome......... Me, my bed, my pillow and my blanket! What the hell were YOU thinkin` you perv!!!!!!
  2. I have thought a lot about it and I am thrilled to announce that I have decided to never die.
  3. Amazon’s recommendations are like that friend who heard you say “ninja” once and then got you ninja stuff for your birthday every year for twenty years
  4. I stick pins and needles in the people I don`t like because can`t afford voodoo dolls.
  5. Don`t cry because it`s over. Smile because your fingerprints aren`t in the database.
  6. With Halo 4, Black Ops II and Assasins Creed III, I think November might register the lowest teen pregnancy rates in a long time!
  7. A true man is one who leaves his wife alone in cold weather and goes to watch football.
  8. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
  9. I did not mean to hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I just figured you already knew.
  10. Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?
  11. You know you are the ugly one if they ask you to take the photo.
  12. Actually, when I went to New Orleans, I blacked out too.
  13. I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn`t do anything except send me notices that there`s a new version of it!
  14. Violence is never the answer. Unless the question is `What is never the answer?`




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