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1. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Im pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
   
2. Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections?
   
3. If I tell you I can`t text you because I`m driving it`s only because I`m also eating.
   
4. I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that.
   
5. From now on when someone asks you where you`re from look them dead in the eye and say: Planet Venus.
   
6. What is the difference between a Snow-man & a Snow-lady? Snowballs!
   
7. You had me at "I hate that b!tch too".
   
8. Always finish your beer. There`s sober kids in Africa.
   
9. The guy who used to proofread Hitler`s speeches was the first grammar Nazi.
   
10. i like cake. and thats all for today goodbye :)
    
11. Taught a man how to buy fish ... So much easier.
    
12. REMEMBER: If you start to hear banjos, get the hell outta there!
    
13. Did you guys know that turning up the radio fixes almost all your car problems?! Crazy.
    
14. Me and my recliner...we go way back.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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