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Tuesday January 14, 2025


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  1. Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing, but it cost a fortune in stamps.
  2. If I go missing this holiday season and there’s a big search party out looking for me, you can save time by not looking at the gym.
  3. My wife let me remove all her clothes last night ... From the dryer
  4. Guys i did not copy or edit this status of mine.Please believe this is my own idea!
  5. Guys, Everyone. Listen. I`m going to say two words that will change your lives. Pizza Tacos. I know. Just breath.
  6. Spoiler alert: I unplugged your fridge.
  7. "Wow, that Hungry Man TV dinner sure lives up to its name!" said no hungry man ever.
  8. I hate it when people like their own statuses * At this point you like your status for dramatic effect*
  9. What if there actually is one legit Nigerian millionaire prince who genuinely needs to use your bank account?
  10. I’m glad MTV has shows like Teen Mom 3 so girls have good role models besides Miley.
  11. I think my new Stress Management plan is going to be alcoholism.
  12. Money went much further in the 1980s when you could peel the price stickers off milk cartons and stick them on anything you needed
  13. Beware of the deodorants with instructions that ask you to "remove the top and push up bottom"... they could at least make them round.
  14. I just witnessed a co worker eat a cupcake with no frosting ... What kind of devil worshiping nonsense is this?




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