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1. I`m sorry I slapped you. It`s just you seemed like you weren`t going to stop talking and I panicked.
   
2. You poor thing. You don`t even realize you`re batsh!t crazy, do you?
   
3. This liquor store needs a dollar menu.
   
4. We`re all just nudists in disguise.
   
5. I’m offering a $1000 reward to anyone who brings me $1000 and a taco.
   
6. If you think I hate you ... I probably do.
   
7. Very excited to announce I`m on the market and actively looking for someone new to make me miserable
   
8. The worst thing about finding out Santa isn`t real is that you realise it was your parents who were to blame for all the terrible presents
   
9. Tell a girl she pretty she`ll believe it for a minute. Tell a girl she has Miley Cyrus` butt she`ll believe it for a lifetime
   
10. "Thank God!!! They are finally taking these damn rubber bands off." -The last thing a lobster thinks.
    
11. All i ever see on facebook is LBR, TBH, LMS, and all that other crap...
    
12. It`s such a beautiful day I had to open the window while I watched TV
    
13. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
    
14. Do a little dance... Drink a lot of rum... Fall down tonight...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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