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1. Facebook game requests are like the Jehovah`s witnesses of the internet.
   
2. I was pretty sure that at this point in my career I would have henchmen by now!
   
3. The covers of this book are too far apart.
   
4. Tis the season to throw your diet out the window.
   
5. I took a poll recently, and 100% of strippers were angry they had nothing to dance on.
   
6. Doctors who expect me to pee on command, I`m not some kind of stunt pee-er, you know.
   
7. I never said I hated you. I just said that if you where on fire, I would consider roasting marshmallows. Big difference.
   
8. When you have the opportunity to become a bigger person, take it because cake is delicious.
   
9. Just found out the government won`t hire you past age 37. Scratch Navy SEAL off my to do list
   
10. God gives us only what we can handle... Apparently God thinks I am a bad-ass.
    
11. Don’t bother looking up “impose.” It’s next to impossible.
    
12. I love the gym this time of year. The newbies make me look like a Victoria Secret model.
    
13. *Hears a joke about a chocolate bar* *Snickers*
    
14. Onion rings are vegetables. And the Large size counts as two servings.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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