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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. Someone cut in front of me in the salad bar line today. I didn`t do anything because anyone who wants a salad that badly terrifies me.
  2. Feeling bored? Go to a clothing store and put "one size fits all" stickers on the bras.
  3. Pro tip: when you have a drug test and they tell you to go to the bathroom in the cup, that means PEE. Always.
  4. I advise you...don`t mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.
  5. A drunk man walks into a bar...but enough about me...
  6. 99% of people in this world are stupid. Luckily I`m part of the other 5%.
  7. I used to care ... but I take a pill for that now.
  8. I`m great in bed" ~ breakfast
  9. This goes out to the person who thought of the idea to put stickers on each and every piece of fruit. "Nobody like`s your idea"
  10. This is 2016. How come I can`t email someone a fart when I feel like it?
  11. Love is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
  12. I`ll never understand women. They hate when you ask their age, but get mad if you forget their birthday.
  13. I bought the world`s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it`s terrible.
  14. I used to think I was good at multi-tasking. Turns out it’s just my multiple personalities doing one task at a time.




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