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1. So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m
   
2. Still waiting for a "Where are they now?" episode about the Flintstones
   
3. You will never find the right person if you do not let go of the wrong one. Call me!
   
4. I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of the plane...
   
5. Boobs, because you can`t motorboat a personality.
   
6. If I`m not back in ten minutes ... then just wait longer.
   
7. People who say, “Happy New Year” to you on the 4th of January are not really your friends.
   
8. Just saw a homeless guy sleeping in a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. It must be his alarm system.
   
9. I can’t find the words to express how I have nothing to say
   
10. This bar doesn’t know it yet, but it’s about to be karaoke night.
    
11. Really disappointed to find out after laser eye surgery I am unable to burn down buildings
    
12. I know it’s rain but I hate when my coworker tell me how many inches they got last night.
    
13. Why is powdered milk called ‘Instant milk’? Actual milk is far more instant.
    
14. If your having a bad day, remember that somewhere on this big planet, someone just lost their straw in a capri sun!!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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