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1. Steve Jobs is now working with God to make iWife... Beauty with brains and Mute button
   
2. If we can have HD video from Mars,,, then I should have 4 bars on my phone everywhere I go.
   
3. For your anniversary, if your wife asks for something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in 3 seconds...don`t get her a bathroom scale. Just sayin"
   
4. I just found handcuffs, a whip and a mask in my girlfriend’s bedroom. I can’t believe she’s a super hero.
   
5. Hey! Did any of you see my........ Oh ! Never mind... :D How much of you said that before? heee heee hee!
   
6. All other things being equal, tall people use more soap.
   
7. I go on dates just to remind myself that being single is awesome.
   
8. My job description does not include farting on everyone else`s office chairs but I still do it because INITIATIVE.
   
9. I don’t drink water, unless it’s been through a brewery first.
   
10. You think seven years is bad for breaking a mirror? Try breaking a condom.
    
11. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a Pilot...but apparently I was too young.
    
12. When everything is coming your way, you`re probable in the wrong lane.
    
13. I`ll be back in five minutes. If I`m not, read this again :D
    
14. If House of Cards has taught me anything it’s that I need a friend who owns a rib place.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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