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1. Let me be clear, I don`t want to die alone. However I want to be left completely alone until that moment
   
2. I`m well on my way to getting absolutely nothing done today.
   
3. Trying to learn Mandarin Chinese but the amount of money I`m spending on fortune cookies is getting ridiculous.
   
4. To whoever finds the $20 I dropped last night: spend it on alcohol. It`s what I would have wanted.
   
5. Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on? Asking for a friend.
   
6. I work out ... Just kidding, I take naps.
   
7. My co workers put cookies on my desk, like they`re leaving a sacrifice for an angry god.
   
8. My greatest fear is that PMS is fake and this is my real personality.
   
9. Good morning my friends ... Wait a minute ... What the f*ck am I doing up this early.
   
10. First thing I do in the morning: Look at the clock and hope I have more time to sleep.
    
11. When I`m all out of alcohol...haha! Just kidding! I`d never let that scenario become a reality.
    
12. Fun Fact: Valentine`s Day was created by a woman than didn`t get what she wanted for Christmas.
    
13. I always wanted to buy a Parrot and teach it to say, "Help, they`ve turned me into a parrot!"
    
14. Our mailman freaked out when he accidentally saw me naked ... So did all the other people at the post office.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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