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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. Girls think that having their period is the most inconvenient thing they can experience. They`ve obviously never dated a girl who was on her period.
  2. Just seen the new Batman shampoo in Costco. I can`t believe they haven`t paired it up with a conditioner Gordon.
  3. I don`t have friends, I have acquaintances and parasites.
  4. Facebook Stalker! If you just felt a sudden twinge of guilt then yes I`m talking about you.
  5. Watching game shows is like watching porn, you get excited watching someone else get lucky
  6. I`d rather have my arms fall off than make two trips carrying in groceries.
  7. You call it "Road Rage". I call it "Aggressively maneuvering around a$$holes that don`t know how to f*cking drive."
  8. Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for stupid people.
  9. Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends` food looked like.
  10. Frankly auto correct,I`m getting tired of your shirt.
  11. I know its true love when I like you even when I`m sober.
  12. It’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight..
  13. My new credit card has this awesome theft protection where it just says "declined" whenever you use it.
  14. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?




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