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1. Geez. I make one little mistake and my pharmacist now adds "by mouth" on the prescription label.
   
2. You know it`s been a good day when you finally take your pajamas off - and put some new ones on.
   
3. Can’t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.
   
4. I don`t know what I would do without you, but I bet it`s awesome.
   
5. if the shoe fits wear it , if it too tight take it off
   
6. If one goes to online college, do they have to haze them self?
   
7. I don’t write children’s books because the last page would always say: "Now shut up and go to sleep."
   
8. If you get angry, just take deep breaths and count to ten. Unless you`re angry about oxygen and numbers.
   
9. Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can`t do is pick up it`s own poop. You`re just a poop collector.
   
10. The downside of dating intelligent women is having to Google what they call you when it ends badly
    
11. I think my new Stress Management plan is going to be alcoholism.
    
12. I`d hit that. - women drivers
    
13. Anyone going to stare at their phones anywhere cool this weekend?
    
14. If you boil a clown, do you get laughing stock?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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