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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. I`m trying to save up enough money to one day afford to save up money.
  2. I`m having fruit salad for dinner, well, it`s mostly grapes...crushed grapes ...ok, it`s wine, I`m having wine!
  3. Most people decide to have scramble eggs immediately after thinking: "I`ll just flip this omelette"
  4. If you never set it, you always have the excuse, "I overslept because the alarm didn`t go off."
  5. If I throw a stick will you leave?
  6. When I was your age we had to open all doors by ourselves ... None of them knew we were coming.
  7. If a woman asks if she looks fat, it’s not enough to say “no.” You must also act very surprised by the question. Jump backwards if necessary
  8. If your friends don`t make fun of you, they`re not really your friends.
  9. I got a little package in the mail today. For some reason it just reminded me of my ex.
  10. My mother in law called me today and said? ”Come quick. I think I’m dying” I said, ”Call me back when you’re sure”.
  11. You know it`s a really good bar when there`s a couple outside breaking up.
  12. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else...
  13. What idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles
  14. Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don’t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!




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