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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. is about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself.
  2. Just worked out, I will spend on average 7 years of my life in the bathroom. My wife will spend on average 6.9 years of her life knocking on the door saying " are you all right in there "
  3. We all need to take great interest in our future because we will spend the rest of our life there.
  4. Oh, he uses you for sex? Stop bitching…Sex is awesome. Complain when he’s using you for laundry….. or a human shield.
  5. What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ”K” instead of ”OK”?
  6. Facebook taught me to mind everyone else`s business.
  7. If your wife asks you if you know where the broom is, it`s not a good idea to ask her if she is going somewhere.
  8. Each day is a gift, but some days are socks and underwear
  9. I did not steal your drink. You abandoned it and I rescued it.
  10. Try Zumba, It`s awesome ... on my way to the emergency room.
  11. Was that lightning? ... No, they`re taking pictures for Google Earth.
  12. I`ve accidentally swallowed a load of scrabble pieces.........My next poop could spell trouble.
  13. My penis was in the Guinness book of World Records. Then the librarian told me I had to take it out before she called security.
  14. All I know about sex is from Internet Porn, I`ve tried everything except `Buffering`.




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