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1. I`m boycotting Kix cereal because of all that kid testing.
   
2. Wanna know what it`s like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.
   
3. This day needs more tomfoolery!
   
4. The easiest way to get over someone is with a steamroller.
   
5. "Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille
   
6. I believe in karma, which is why I`m such a d!ck to total strangers, just in case they deserve it.
   
7. I don`t know why I don`t buy more piñatas. Like right now I would love to beat the shit out of something and then eat a bunch of candy.
   
8. I was going to get married, but my wife refuses to sign the divorce papers
   
9. With great power comes great electricity bill.
   
10. omg I just found out I`m allergic to exercise...at first I get all flushed, then I break out in a sweat, my heart starts pounding really fast, then I cant breath........i wont be doing that again!
    
11. Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don`t even have a battery in my smoke detector...
    
12. Personally, I think failure should be an option
    
13. I never finish anyth...............
    
14. Why can`t we just change the spelling to fit the way it sounds: Bologna = Bolony Lasagna = lasania knife= nife tsunami = sunami politician = a$$hole
    
    
    
    
    
    

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