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1. "Ramen." - Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.
   
2. Jealously is something you’re good at when you suck at everything else.
   
3. I didn’t sign up for the 401k at work, because there’s no way I can run that far.
   
4. There`s no time like the present to make a positive change in your life ... or to take a nice nap
   
5. If your house doesn`t have house numbers on it, you need to address that situation.
   
6. I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds.
   
7. Just did a weeks worth of cardio after walking into a spider`s web.
   
8. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
   
9. An elderly woman at an ATM asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Yup, she needs a walker.
   
10. I hate it when people dont know the differece between Ur and U`r
    
11. Sorry, just got your text. Are we still on for last night?
    
12. Fact: No one has ever "Jumped in the shower."
    
13. I wish I could pick which brain cells the alcohol kills....There`s ALOT of crap I wish I could forget about.....
    
14. I party until the taxi with the pretty red and blue lights picks me up.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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