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1. Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people.
   
2. It`s really ironic that I mostly use my driver`s license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.
   
3. The only time I use the word “selfie” is when I am describing my sex life.
   
4. All my biological clock does, is let me know when it`s time to eat again
   
5. Grandkids are basically puppies for old people.
   
6. I don`t like Instagram. It reminds me that somewhere people are doing stuff. I just don`t need that kind of pressure.
   
7. I know money talks but I wish mine had a better vocabulary instead of just ‘Spend me’.
   
8. ?"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Dyslexic Santa
   
9. My stalker twisted his ankle, so now I have to walk slower for 2-3 weeks.
   
10. There`s a bald spot in my yard so I`m gonna let the grass grow around it really long and then do a comb over.
    
11. I`ll take an ice cream sandwich please. You know what? I`m trying to be healthy, can you change that to an ice cream salad instead? Thanks
    
12. If you ever think someone’s too cute to talk to just remember that they poop too.
    
13. love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.
    
14. I dont think I could ever stab someone.. I barely can get the straw into a Capri Sun.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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