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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. I`m going to be very disappointed if I go to England and nobody skips to the loo.
  2. I was thinking about selling my old phone but I think it knows too much.
  3. My doctor asked me if I drink to excess. I told him I would drink to anything.
  4. Put glitter on top of all your friends ceiling fans blades........... Wait till summer... Enjoy!
  5. The trick is to not let people know how weird you really are until its too late for em to back out
  6. My bank balance is a constant reminder that I`m safe from identity theft
  7. The monent of triumph when your bag is the first off the plane.
  8. All alcohol will make my clothes fall off… tequila just makes that happen in public.
  9. I hope Breaking Bad ends with Jesse waking up from a dream in the middle of Mr. White`s chemistry class.
  10. Going to Walmart with my mom and kids is a great way to test if the Xanax is working!
  11. Being sick is your bodies way of saying “Hey, you really need to catch up on some TV”.
  12. I find the best way to get rid of headaches is to send them either to their rooms or outside to play.
  13. Whenever you feel nobody cares or loves you. You should ask yourself...Am I TOO sexy?
  14. Who says I can`t relate to today`s youth? I overheard a teenager saying he loved "riding on E" and I was like "I totally get it, gas is so damn expensive".




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