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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. Do you think they still give out chips in Gambler`s Anonymous?
  2. My dad said if I don`t get of facebook in 3 seconds he would jab my face into the keyboahajsirksjapquebxm
  3. Growing up and becoming an adult was the worst decision I’ve ever made.
  4. I eat cake every day because I know somewhere out there, it`s someone`s birthday and I need to show respect.
  5. You took the time to make your minivan look like a reindeer, but you can`t take one second to hit the turn signal an inch from your fingers?
  6. "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the truth" ... I choose dare, your honor
  7. If I’ve learned anything in my twenty-two years on this earth, it’s that it’s okay to lie about your age.
  8. I`m not saying we should kill all the incompetent people. I`m simply suggesting we remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.
  9. I just came online to check the weather. That was 12 years ago.
  10. when a police officer yells turn around . Do not respond by singing . Every now and then i get a little bit lonely when you never come around
  11. First, Ray Rice. Now, Adrian Peterson. The prison football league is going to be off the chain this year.
  12. Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
  13. Last night I got so drunk I blacked out for two hours, but then I realized I’d just put my hoodie on backwards
  14. Instead of spending $2,000 on a purse, some of you ladies should use the money for therapy sessions.




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