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1. I can alwasy tell when movies do not use real dinosaurs
   
2. You know it`s time to clean your screen when you start confusing dirt with punctuation.
   
3. why are the foods you want eat late at night in loud crackling wrappers?
   
4. FYI: Push-up bras don`t actually help you do more push-ups :(
   
5. My friends are the kind that would flirt with the fireman while my house was burning down.
   
6. It doesn’t matter what it is. It is automatically cool if it glows in the dark.
   
7. To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches.
   
8. Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.
   
9. This is my first status of 2017. Yeah, I thought it would be better too.
   
10. Which one of you is Moderation? I keep getting told we need to drink together.
    
11. Ever notice your Christmas stocking has just enough room for chocolates and a bottle of wine. Coincidence? I don`t think soooo.
    
12. Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you`re donating blood...
    
13. If someone threw a rock and knocked me off my donkey, would I be stoned off my a$$?
    
14. Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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