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1. Summer vacation: Where you drink triple, see double and act single.
   
2. Facebook: Proving that just because you have an opinion doesn`t mean you should share it.
   
3. When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
   
4. Pumpkin for sale. Slightly used
   
5. Kleptomaniacs always take things literally.
   
6. I don`t have to run faster than the lion, I just have to run faster than you.
   
7. Alcohol makes me worse at everything except telling secrets
   
8. The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.
   
9. Neighbors just kicked me out of their shower and called the cops. Some of these pokemon go instructions are confusing. A lot of grey area...
   
10. All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society`s way of preparing you for your driver`s license photo.
    
11. I’ve learned to use meditation to handle stress. Just kidding, I’m on my third glass of wine.
    
12. Don`t be sad if you didn`t get a Valentine`s Day gift, lt`s not the end of the world. That`s still ten months away.
    
13. Never change. Unless you’re an a$$hole. Then you should probably change a little.
    
14. Go to police station 2. Say a gang mugged you 3. Describe your own relatives to police sketch artist 4. Claim free family portrait
    
    
    
    
    
    

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