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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it.
  2. What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin? (asking for a friend)
  3. My friends are the type of friends that if my house was on fire, they would be over here with marshmallows and hitting on the hot fireman!
  4. Saw a chameleon today. So I guess it`s safe to say it was a pretty sh!tty chameleon.
  5. I don`t exactly have a "to do" list. I have what you might call "If I ever log off Facebook and feel like getting around to doing it" list.
  6. I did not trip...the floor looked like it needed a hug.
  7. Mission Impossible: Ordering something at Subway without saying, "ummmm".
  8. I`m beginning to think that my destiny in life is just to be a bad example that other people can learn from.
  9. F*ck spiders. F*ck them and the way they move their legs, f*ck their ability to multiply by the million and f*ck their eight, beady little black eyes that offer unblinking, soulless glimpses of the blackest depths of hell itself.
  10. If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation.
  11. If you are going to write in the dust on my car, please dont date it
  12. if it has tits or tires sooner or later it will give you problems.
  13. I’m going to rename my wifi network to “Surveillance Van #02?. That should keep the neighbors on their toes for a while.
  14. Do a little dance, make a little love, pay child support.




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