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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. some people just need a high-five......in the face......with a chair!
  2. The bible says you can`t buy your way into heaven but there isn`t a church in the country that won`t encourage you to try.
  3. I hate when its dark and my brain is like “Hey you know what we haven’t thought of in a while?” Monsters.
  4. Never throw sunglasses in an argument. If they land perfectly on your opponent`s face there is no known comeback.
  5. You`ve really got to hand it to short people, because sometimes they often can`t reach it.
  6. This haunted house sucks. It`s just people sitting in cubicles under fluorescent lights looking sad. Wait, I`m at work, sorry.
  7. Why is it called a menstrual calendar and not an egg timer?
  8. 90% of the apps on my phone don’t do anything except send me notices that there’s a new version of itself.
  9. When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from overexcitement.
  10. Don`t expect me not to hopscotch all over your house if you have fancy tiles.
  11. These energy drinks make sitting on the couch so much more exciting.
  12. Fact: If you eat a slice of pizza fast enough, your body won`t understand how many calories are in it.
  13. My favorite mythical creature is the happy b*tch in tampon commercials.
  14. Money isn`t the key to happiness ... Wait a minute, I`ll just pay to have a key made.




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