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1. If you try and don´t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
   
2. I can´t wait until Weight Watchers comes out with a beer.
   
3. Halloween always exposes my weakness for Milk Duds, I am powerless. Tomorrow I will attend MDA, Milk Duds Anonymous
   
4. Procrastination comes to those who wait.
   
5. In a parallel alternate universe, my cat and my dog have jobs and I chill at home.
   
6. My ex girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a f*cking b!tch all the time.
   
7. Will you go with me to my therapist tomorrow? He thinks I`m making you up.
   
8. The hour that we lose this weekend is the one that I was planning on going to the gym.
   
9. Apparently members of the Westboro Baptist Church were outside a theater when the marquee gave way and came crashing down injuring several of them amidst their protest. Witnesses overhead many of the members muttering to themselves, "It must be a sign."
   
10. Does this couch I’m laying on make me look unmotivated?
    
11. Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those meds.
    
12. my stomach just growled and it sounded like it said... `Droid`....
    
13. I finally had the talk with my kids. I told them that in the wild animals eat their young so they better get their sh!t together.
    
14. If anyone knows Phillip tell him I have a bunch of his screwdrivers.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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