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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. My boss said we needed to find ways to save time and be more productive, so I just moved the coffee maker to my desk
  2. The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa.
  3. Money can`t buy you happiness, but it does give you the ability to rent it until you die.
  4. Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea.
  5. Pretty sure autocorrect and Siri talk shit about me behind my back.
  6. I am not looking for a one night stand, 2 hours will be plenty enough.
  7. One thing I think the world can agree upon… Any day when you can stay in pajamas the whole time is a good day.
  8. There’s always that last setting on your windshield wipers that makes you go “damn, calm the f*ck down!”
  9. I told my girlfriend to get me a newspaper. Dont be silly, she replied. Borrow my iPad. That spider never knew what f*cking hit it.
  10. If you see someone crying, ask them if it is because of their haircut.
  11. Had another daydream where I`m doing the mexican hat dance and CIA guys watching me from satellites are dancing along in their control room
  12. I forget, how much tequila goes in mashed potatoes? Now that`s funny, I don`t care who you are. Oh, don`t copy that part. I mean this part. Oh hell!! Your going to copy and paste the whole thing anyway ;)
  13. Robots can do anything we set their mind to
  14. Would you like a push on that mood swing of yours?




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