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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. People who are about to tell you something then say "never mind" are the reason why I sometimes admire serial killers
  2. Of course it`s you. If it was me I wouldn`t even bring it up.
  3. I hate girls who insert the phrase "my boyfriend" into every conversation. So does my boyfriend.
  4. Siri, destroy the vehicle in front of me.
  5. I have an irrational fear of speedbumps… but, I’m slowly getting over it.
  6. Facebook taught me to mind everyone else`s business.
  7. I`m sorry but, I could not hear you over the sound of my internal hope that you would shut the f*ck up.
  8. The hour that we lose this weekend is the one that I was planning on going to the gym.
  9. My friend offered me a free pole dance class. I said no. With my debt, the last thing I need to find out is that I`m great at pole dancing.
  10. Driving to work would be so much better if I didn’t always end up at work.
  11. RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m right!
  12. I got up this morning and think I saw my shadow. I´m going back to bed for six weeks.
  13. Whenever I see a woman breastfeeding in public, my first reaction is to get in line.
  14. My boyfriend isn`t allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window.




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