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1. I`ve ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child.
   
2. Never trust a skinny chef
   
3. They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
   
4. What did the Japanese man say to the other Japanese man? Something in Japanese,
   
5. When I say ‘it’s a long story’, it doesn’t mean it’s actually a long story. It means I just don’t want to tell you.
   
6. I took out an ad for a girlfriend recently and 10 guys tried to give me theirs.
   
7. I think I`m approaching my "best if used by" date
   
8. Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies.
   
9. I changed siri to a male voice and now my car keeps taking me to strip clubs and auto parts stores
   
10. I think I may have just inadvertently accomplished something!!!
    
11. Early reports indicate I`m gonna be drunk all weekend.
    
12. Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people.
    
13. Currently training for when they inevitably make drinking an Olympic sport.
    
14. Ever notice that no one ever has three cats? They either have one or two cats, then it jumps to 17.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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