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1. You can learn a lot about a girl by ignoring her text messages.
   
2. Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea!
   
3. I have a brilliant idea once every seven beers.
   
4. I think Tampax and Hershey`s should get together and offer a super pack....
   
5. You`ve never been truly drunk until you`ve had to use a barstool as a walker to get home.
   
6. What about a To-Don`t List?
   
7. Remember, condoms prevent minivans.
   
8. My ex got run down by a bus today. I thought "Wow, that could have been me!" but I can`t drive a bus.
   
9. I told my wife that I have a sexual satisfaction guarantee policy. If you`re not completely satisfied, we`ll just do it all over again. Guaranteed.
   
10. Just found out my birthday is the same day I was born... Life is crazy...
    
11. Can I use my Mastercard to make my Visa payment?
    
12. I just changed my relationship status from “left hand” to “right hand”…
    
13. I’m not saying I’m psychic, but I’m positive I will have no interest in what you’re about to say.
    
14. So far this is the oldest I`ve ever been.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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