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1. The guy that thought of wrapping other food items in bacon deserves an award.
   
2. I believe in magic because it`s the only way to explain how fitted sheets get folded.
   
3. You know its cold out ......when you go outside..... and it`s cold out
   
4. Dear liver…. Here is an advance sorry for tonight… sincerely Jimmy…
   
5. Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on? Asking for a friend.
   
6. My friend told me he wants to be a secret agent. Based on that alone, I don`t think he`d be a good secret agent.
   
7. Saying “do I smell popcorn ” right after you fart, so everyone takes in a deep breath.
   
8. Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, if that doesn`t accurately describe my life I don`t know what does
   
9. Drinking: because why not intensify the feelings you’re trying to escape?
   
10. So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn`t for throwing at people who stress you out?
    
11. If I had to describe myself in one word, it would be "bad at following directions."
    
12. Let`s be honest... Gay Divorce Court would be the best thing to happen to daytime TV in the history of ever.
    
13. At the end of each day, life should ask us, `Do you want to save the changes?`
    
14. Paperclips: The staple for people with commitment issues.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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