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1. Your outfit says you work in an office, but your shoes say it might have a pole in it
   
2. I`m not impatient. You`re just slow.
   
3. You might be addicted to Facebook if you read my post`s every day...
   
4. I’m giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails.
   
5. It`s weird how in England the passenger drives the car
   
6. Pandora has spoiled me. Five seconds into any conversation and I`m looking for the thumbs-down button.
   
7. I am the undefeated champion of this”smooshing-down-the-garbage-so-I-don’t-have-to-take-it-out-for-another-day” game.
   
8. There`s no way to gracefully remove a jacket while wearing a seatbelt...
   
9. For all we know, half the birds are telling the other birds to shut up.
   
10. I dig, she digs, he digs, they dig, we dig. its not a good poem but its really deep.
    
11. A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say "I think we lost them."
    
12. Parenting gets a lot harder when you can no longer say "I`m calling Santa!"
    
13. The light does go out in the fridge ... Now I have to wait for someone to let me out.
    
14. I may be asking too much of this coffee.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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