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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. Running on two hours of sleep I’m either way too happy or violently homicidal.
  2. I don`t know how the law of averages works, but you`d think after 25yrs of marriage I`d be right at least once
  3. That moment when you offer somebody a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she`s not your friend anymore
  4. If you love something set it on fire, if it... no wait, is that right? sh!t! Be right back...
  5. Lazy Rule 47: If you spill water, it will eventually dry.
  6. "No! Don`t go into the church! Nooo!" ... "Honey, what movie are you watching?" ... "Our wedding video."
  7. so far so good.... no unexpected father`s day cards or presents!
  8. Do they have to play movies so loud at the theatre? I litterally have to scream into my phone.
  9. Cake and pie can’t compete. If you put candles in a cake it’s birthday cake. Put candles in a pie and someone’s drunk in the kitchen.
  10. Some people are like eye-candy... I`m more like eye-meatloaf.
  11. I consider each one of my friends a gift. Now if only I could remember where I put some of those receipts.
  12. If you are offended by the words "In God We Trust" on your money, then send it to me. I don`t mind it at all.
  13. Never change. Unless you’re an a$$hole. Then you should probably change a little.
  14. If people would moan loudly during a pat down, the line would move much quicker.




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