Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.

1. I wonder what “don’t touch” is in Braille....
   
2. I hope this guy at the urinal next to me can see that I`m checking Facebook and not taking pictures.
   
3. Your car took up two spaces, I tried to move it over with my key.
   
4. Remember that there’s always someone cooler, smarter, stronger or sexier than you. That would be me.
   
5. Sometimes to much to drink is never enough
   
6. You know you`re getting old when speed limits start to seem reasonable to you.
   
7. Sometimes I mop the carpet just so my wife doesn`t ask me to help with stuff.
   
8. just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
   
9. Facebook: A place where people, who know so little about anything, have so much to say about everything.
   
10. I`m sorry, I`ll be busy this weekend walking around my house with mini alcohol bottles and fun size candy bars pretending I`m a giant.
    
11. Arguing with people in the comments section is like crack for me. I don`t do it.
    
12. “Be yourself” is the worst advice you can give to some people.
    
13. It should be a rule that if you dress up like a red hair clown , you get a free happy meal at McDonalds .....I`ll pay this time , but I`m not happy ... !!
    
14. The true trollers are the ones who troll the trolls.
    
    
    
    
    
    

    First11241125112611271128112911301131113211331134Last

    ©2025 Daily Silly Status