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Friday January 24, 2025



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  1. FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: "Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?"
  2. My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the a$$holes asked me to turn it down.
  3. Would a transformer buy life insurance or car insurance?
  4. Every day can be palm Sunday if you`re a single guy
  5. Do u ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they arent talking?
  6. Maybe Mondays are not that bad. Maybe its your job that sucks balls.
  7. Own the day
  8. I’m just SOOO busy. I spend 70% of my day telling people how busy I am and the other 30% trying to make myself look REALLY REALLY busy.
  9. Its national shave your... Well, tomorrow is valentine`s day. Just an FYI.
  10. My opinion of yoga pants varies depending on if I`m at the gym or if I`m at Walmart
  11. If you can make a woman laugh, you`re almost there. If you`re almost there & she laughs, now that`s a different thing.
  12. Serious question: Are doctors sure erectile dysfunction isn`t just a side effect of being married & bangin the same woman for years & years?
  13. I only use the outdoors to get to another indoors.
  14. I’m always disappointed when a liar’s pants don’t actually catch on fire.