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Wednesday January 15, 2025



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  1. Hey movie villains - make a bomb where the wires are all one color.
  2. They say a woman’s work is never done. Maybe that’s why they get paid less.
  3. “Why is life so hard?” – Me, trying to open a jar of peanut butter.
  4. Some marriages end up fine, the others last forever.
  5. People say there are plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish.
  6. My favorite part of the movie The Notebook is where I turned it off and watched Terminator 2 instead.
  7. I am at the gym! Well, the parking lot. They have free wi-fi.
  8. Don`t bother trying to figure me out...not even the little voices in my head understand me...it`s pointless.
  9. I feel it`s important for you to know, no matter what I`m faced with and when given the option, I am that guy who will send you a voice-mail marked confidential.
  10. With so many things coming back in style, I can`t wait until morals and intelligence become a trend again.
  11. Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
  12. The best thing about marriage is how wives always like to joke about making sure the life insurance premiums are paid up...
  13. Screw you, little sticker on fruit!
  14. Just killed a cricket at work, and, long story short, I`m now being asked to audition for Riverdance.