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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. Which wine goes best with more wine?
  2. I tend to avoid things that make me look fat. You know like scales, mirrors and photographs
  3. Doctor says I`m morbidly a beast. Thanks doc.
  4. There`s no b, c, d, f, g, h, j, k, l, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, or z in team either.
  5. I don`t just burn bridges, I drain the lake, fill it with concrete, and build a shopping mall on that bitch!
  6. Technically, I don`t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I`m not doing anything.
  7. Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail.
  8. Calm down shouty museum man. I think it`s pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton.
  9. I have reliable inside information about Apple`s next product. I will not be able to afford it.
  10. I wonder whether I can trust doctors with dead plants in the waiting room.
  11. You ever read a status, and you`re like, `what a f*ck up` and then you realize you`re on your own page?
  12. Today has been cancelled, due to lack of interest.
  13. Word of the day is bishop: My aunt fell down the stairs and I had to pick the bishop.
  14. I just lost my mood ring, I don`t know how I feel about that.




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