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1. A zip line but from the sofa to the fridge
   
2. Smooth move.........ExLax
   
3. I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone
   
4. The Manning`s Thanksgiving is going to be awkward this year. "Eli, can you pass the stuffing- oh wait, you better let Peyton do it."
   
5. You just don’t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
   
6. I`m happy that my grandma thinks that a iPad is for wet and leaking eyes
   
7. If you want a successful relationship, find someone who likes the same thermostat setting that you do.
   
8. Playing dead in the supermarket to avoid having a conversation with someone you know attracts more attention than I anticipated...go figure.
   
9. Somebody told me I`m horrible with names.
   
10. No, I don`t need a Fitbit. I can count to 45 by myself.
    
11. Teens, you should not being getting drunk. You`re annoying enough as it is
    
12. Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
    
13. Seriously, dude...Is there a name for what`s wrong with you?
    
14. When I was little I didn`t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it`s obvious that my parents didn`t care either.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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