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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. I did 26 situps this morning. It’s not a lot, but then again, how many times can someone snooze an alarm clock ?
  2. Racism, sexism and homophobia make no sense when there are so many perfectly good stupid people to hate.
  3. A fairy godmother but for breakups. She takes your phone and leaves alcohol and possibly your first cat.
  4. I slammed the car door on my fingers this afternoon. In related news, there`s an 83% chance that my nephew just added "Mother*ucker" to his vocabulary.
  5. The baby spit up on my Xbox so I had to get rid of it ... I`m gonna miss that baby...
  6. Teens are always full of energy until someone says the words "clean up".
  7. I got a lot more sleep back when phones were only used for calling people.
  8. Inviting a friend to play Candy Crush Saga is like hosting an intervention and providing the crack.
  9. Remember, you can always run from your problems. Unless your problem is a Cheetah.....then you`re screwed!
  10. I love finding money in my clothes. It’s like a gift to me ... from me.
  11. Sorry I missed your call. I took too long to answer because I was dancing to the ringtone.
  12. Research shows that when someone shouts "Oh no he didn`t!" he infact did.
  13. *pulls shirt back down* I guess I don`t understand what a flash mob actually is.
  14. Four out of five voices in my head are saying this is gonna` be a great day.




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