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1. How to make friends: 1. Tell people you have weed.
   
2. If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately
   
3. That logical moment when you`re watching Home Alone 2 wondering how child services haven`t taken him away from his parents yet.
   
4. Sports commentators need to stop saying penetrate
   
5. The scariest US president was Rushmore, because he had 4 heads
   
6. Let’s all take a moment and be thankful spiders can’t fly.
   
7. If there were "Box Tops for Education" on cases of beer, my kid`s school would be rich.
   
8. I just realized that when I murder someone my neighbors will describe me as "quiet"
   
9. First comes love, then comes marriage. Then comes not making any decisions and feeling guilty about asking for blowjobs.
   
10. Statistically: 1 in 7 dwarfs are grumpy
    
11. Remember, I`m always here if you need shoulders for your ankles to lie on.
    
12. Depending on how you look at it, half of 8 could be 4, 3, or 0.
    
13. If you want to bribe me food and beer works.
    
14. I`ve always wondered is jellyfish are sad because there are no peanut butter fish.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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