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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. My dog`s ratio of digging holes in my yard to finding buried treasure is not where I`d like it to be.
  2. Remember that there’s always someone cooler, smarter, stronger or prettier than you. That would be me.
  3. I think sex is probably the best stress reliever, but I haven’t beaten anyone with a baseball bat before, so I can’t be 100% sure.
  4. I have no idea who is gonna die first in this movie, because everyone is white.
  5. Let`s lay in bed all day & trade sexual favors for trips to the fridge
  6. I`m not the sort of person you should put on speakerphone.
  7. The only way I`m coming to your wedding is if you get Me a gift. You just found lifelong love, I think I deserve a blender more than you do.
  8. Calories: Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter each night.
  9. Time to be an adult and give up my bath time rubber ducky. I´m upgrading to the tugboat!
  10. You make me feel "I`m-typing-this-with-my-middle-finger" angry.
  11. Have you ever wondered about the look on someone`s face if you hide under their bed and grab their foot in the middle of the night? Just something to think about.....goodnight!
  12. When I was a kid, I thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it really is.
  13. Pee your name in the snow and you`ll quickly understand why they should teach cursive in our schools.
  14. `Google`` must be a woman, because it knows everything.




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