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1. thinks there are times when your the most beautiful girl in the world, and there are times when I’m sober.
   
2. "You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry" - me practicing for a successful relationship.
   
3. A pessimist thinks that all women are sluts. An optimist hopes that they are.
   
4. Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?
   
5. I dance like people wish they weren`t watching.
   
6. Texts from mom: Thanks to the supreme court, now it`s not just women who won`t marry you.
   
7. My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on.
   
8. I`m "got my sexual education from a 2 Live Crew cassette tape" years old.
   
9. Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed, it ruled.
   
10. According to Pinterest, I`m severely under-utilizing mason jars.
    
11. Your baby has no idea that you threw him a 1st birthday party. All you did was inconvenience your friends.
    
12. If I was gonna make a bomb, I`d use the same color wire for the whole thing.
    
13. Having to cash in my State Quarter Collection`s map for gas money is reaching a new low.
    
14. I would want to change my name to `Nobody` on Facebook. So when someone updates something stupid it says `Nobody likes this`
    
    
    
    
    
    

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