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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called “fun sized” should really re-evaluate their standards for entertainment.
  2. Son to mom: why should I sweep the floor? Mom to son: do you want to be an Olympic Curl champion?
  3. I just watched a puppy do something really cute. It was like a real life YouTube video.
  4. Maybe Oscar wouldn`t have been so grouchy if the people on Sesame Street cared about the fact that he`s homeless
  5. Men are like dogs. We`re excited to see you, and we have no idea what you`re mad about.
  6. I don’t know why Tampax and Hershey have not joined forces yet. Taping a pack of Reese’s to a box of tampons could literally save lives.
  7. Never let the printer know that you are in a hurry.
  8. Whoever said you can`t "like" your own status is just not awesome enough to do it.
  9. Day six of my push-up challenge. So far, I`ve eaten 107 push-up pops.
  10. “Hey baby, do you smell that?” “No.” “Me neither, start cooking.”
  11. If my cats have taught me anything, its how to ignore people.
  12. "If Donald Duck doesn`t have to wear pants than neither do I!"- Me getting drunk at Disney World.
  13. I have read so much about the dangers of drinking and smoking, that i have decided to quit reading
  14. 24 astronauts were born in Ohio.....What is it about that state that makes people want to flee the Earth?




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