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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
  2. You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.
  3. The home cooked pizza box says to cook the pizza between 14 and 16 minutes. That`s 15 minutes, right? I`m not reading too much into it?
  4. If you still pay for porn I just want you to know I have a butter churner and an abacus for sale.
  5. I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
  6. Women`s magazines are so funny. 1: You`re beautiful and perfect just the way you are! 2: How to lose 20 pounds in 10 days.
  7. Figure it out people. It’s a 4-way stop sign not a woman.
  8. You know what`s the best part about waking up early? Nothing, it sucks!
  9. I`m not saying you`re an idiot. I`m just saying that....Umm how do I word this?? I guess I am saying your`e an idiot.
  10. The saddest thing about St. Patrick`s Day is taking down all my Christmas decorations.
  11. Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don`t want to look like a dork.
  12. I don`t know what I would do without Facebook, but I`m sure it would be something more productive
  13. I`m a nonviolent person until I see a spider. Then I turn into Al Capone and "I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND!
  14. You`re the type of person who didn`t rewind the Blockbuster VHS...




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