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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. When I`m bored, nobody texts me. But as soon as I`m busy, BAM! ... still nobody texts me.
  2. They should create an app that makes your cellphone go “ahhhhhhhh” when you plug it in.
  3. ATM is telling me I have insufficient funds. Worst part is I was just walking by minding my own business.
  4. Step 1: Remove food from packaging. Step 2: Throw out packaging Step. 3: Dig packaging out of trash to locate cook time, Repeat steps 2 & 3 as necessary
  5. To the woman that won the powerball ... "what`s up baby"
  6. I`d love to have a sex change. Preferably from `none` to `absolutely sh!tloads`.
  7. Christmas spirit? I`m proud to say I`ve got plenty of that. I`ve got rum, whiskey, gin, brandy, vodka and tequila.
  8. If Facebook changed "poke" to "stab" I would use it all the time.
  9. I`ve been on a diet for 2 weeks and all I`ve lost is 14 days.
  10. If Mary Poppins floated in on an umbrella today, they`d shoot her out of the sky with a drone.
  11. I hate when its dark and your brain is all "you know what we haven`t thought about in a while ... demons."
  12. I wish I had money so I could be eccentric instead of just weird.
  13. Some days I just wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
  14. I’m in a rush to go home and do absolutely nothing.




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