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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
  2. "There`s nothing sexier than a chick that knows how to work on cars" -Dudes, trying to get us to do that job too.
  3. I`m gonna open a bar and name it Rehab.....
  4. I don’t understand the point of lap-dancing clubs. If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I’d stay at home with the wife.
  5. I have every episode of Hoarders saved on DVD.
  6. I go to a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50.
  7. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
  8. The phrase "Don`t take this the wrong way." has a zero percent success rate.
  9. Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
  10. Dear penis, thanks for not bleeding once a month. Sincerely, every man ever.
  11. I believe in the silver rule of life: Do unto others then run!
  12. Why has someone not invented a see-through toaster yet?
  13. On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.
  14. Four out of five voices in my head are saying this is gonna` be a great day.




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