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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. If laziness was a sport, I would win first. Except I would have to send someone to except my medal.
  2. What sort of drug abuse and debauchery has to occur in someone`s life for them to start liking Charmin Toilet Paper on Facebook?
  3. Why do we call it toilet paper? Does anyone wipe their toilet with it?
  4. only fights if pillows are present.
  5. If your camel toe looks like a elephants hoof, you might want to rethink the yoga pants.
  6. You say tomato, I say summertime snowball.
  7. There is nothing like sitting naked in a beanbag chair eating Cheetos. ...I sure hope they let me back in Walmart.
  8. You think you`re pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.
  9. I’m taking care of my procrastination issues; just you wait and see.
  10. Wow, I haven`t seen you since the last time I wish I hadn`t seen you
  11. My favorite thing around the holidays is being put into a group message with 200 people reply "Who`s This"
  12. A newly wed guy asked me about marriage. I told him it`s sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can`t really touch anything.
  13. Ohio - High in the middle, and round at the ends.
  14. If you want to talk to me on the phone, I need at least three days notice.




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