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1. Your family tree has a couple of coconuts
   
2. Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
   
3. Insert coin to view my status message.
   
4. A gentle reminder about Daylight Savings Time: If you thought last Monday sucked, this one will prove to be much, much worse.
   
5. Anyone that tells you money is the root of all evil is f*cking broke.
   
6. I don`t care how much you like the soap. Never leave a public restroom smelling your fingers.
   
7. Cheers, to judging people who spell words wrong in their statuses.
   
8. I just ate Pasta and Anti-Pasta, but they annihilated each other, now I am hungry again.......
   
9. I did not mean to hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I just figured you already knew.
   
10. Driving to work would be so much better if I didn’t always end up at work.
    
11. I`m done with tucking in shirts. Too many people complaining I`m invading their "personal space." LOL
    
12. The biggest cause of cancer in mice is research.
    
13. Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious
    
14. Life should be more like Hockey. If somebody pisses you off, you beat the sh!t out of them, then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes
    
    
    
    
    
    

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