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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. Sometimes knowing exactly where you are does not make you any less lost.
  2. I don`t know how the law of averages works, but you`d think after 25yrs of marriage I`d be right at least once
  3. Is it wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter baskets?
  4. Is it just me, or do mirrors look really sexy?
  5. For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
  6. If you run into someone you know and they say "we should hang out sometime", say "I`m ready to hang out now" and watch them panic.
  7. I wish Noah would have swatted those two mosquitoes.
  8. The first step is admitting you’re a problem.
  9. Theme parks can snap a clear picture of you on a rollercoaster at 70mph, but bank cameras can`t get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
  10. I told everybody at work that I`ve got 18 cats just to make sure none of them ever want to come over for anything.
  11. is a reasonably intelligent person who does moderately stupid things on a semi-regular basis.
  12. I`ve upped my driving skills, no go Up yours!
  13. I think it’s funny when dogs hide under the bed when they’re scared. I’m like “you idiot, that’s the first place monsters go!
  14. ooooh boy, Mother`s Day hangovers...always the worst huh?!




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