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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. If your roommate never walked in on you naked, you`re not naked near enough.
  2. If Scientists invent a pill to make us immortal, I guarantee I`d choke to death swallowing it.
  3. Apparently "I`ll break your god damn legs" isn`t the problem solving skills that employers are looking for, at least according to HR anyway.
  4. Do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time?
  5. Just quit my job so I can spend more quality time giving out candy crush extra lives.
  6. My friends and I played fantasy football in high-school. No league, we just constantly thought about the cheerleaders.
  7. I`m going to go take a hot shower, it`s like a normal shower but with me in it
  8. Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.
  9. My bank lets me send a text message and it´ll text back with my balance. It´s a cool feature but I didn´t think the LOL was necessary.
  10. I should be asleep, but there are a lot of things I should be.
  11. I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness.
  12. REMEMBER: If you start to hear banjos, get the hell outta there!
  13. Currently training for when they inevitably make drinking an Olympic sport.
  14. You should never answer your phone during sex, particularly if it`s your wife calling.




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