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1. If I could choose any one mythological creature to become alive & real, I`d have to pick: My girlfriend.
   
2. I like to friend friends of friends then unfriend the first friend to freak out the friend of a friend.
   
3. When exactly are they going to make Xanax fit my Pez Dispenser?
   
4. They say that nobody is perfect, then they say that practice makes perfect. I wish they`d make up their mind
   
5. Sö î hèãrd ÿôu lìkê gùÿš with ácçeñts?
   
6. Drunk people are the only honest ones left.
   
7. "Oh wow, it`s a fruit cake! I`m going to eat some of it right now" ...said no one ever.
   
8. Just found out my daughter`s super power is repeating what I`ve said about others as soon as she meets them.
   
9. Unless your "Awesome Sauce" is an actual sauce and it involves putting it on a steak then I don`t want to hear about it.
   
10. Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It`s like a tattoo that yells at you.
    
11. I bet if there were little basketball hoops above every garbage can, littering would greatly decrease.
    
12. If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
    
13. Being alive is so expensive.
    
14. It’s amazing how easily “I have 10 minutes to waste before I need to leave” accidentally turns into “oh crap I’m running late.”
    
    
    
    
    
    

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