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1. Apparently, you can only say "look at you! You got so big!" to children,,, old girlfriends tend to get offended.
   
2. My doctor told me to start watching what I eat. What channel is the Pizza Network on?
   
3. This day needs more tomfoolery!
   
4. Sorry but if these walls could talk I`m pretty sure they`d talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you`re blowing out of proportion.
   
5. 7,000 people were treated in emergency rooms for injuries sustained from fireworks. Don’t be a statistic, let your friend light the fuse
   
6. When my dog sniffs another dog`s poop I can only assume that it`s their equivalent to checking a friend`s facebook page.
   
7. Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow?
   
8. The best black Friday deal ... sleep - $0.
   
9. "The more the merrier": My excuse for extra food.
   
10. I won $20 by not playing the lottery last night!
    
11. I believe in sharing the road with other drivers. They can have the part behind me.
    
12. I hate waiting until I`m dead. I want to haunt people now dammit.
    
13. Improve your day by ordering coffee in the voice you use for your pets.
    
14. The older I get, the more I understand someone`s desire to just say-"F*ck it. I`m going to be drunk all the time & live under this bridge."
    
    
    
    
    
    

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