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1. I once tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck up my nose.
   
2. Not sure if this Adderall is working but I just made a pros and cons list about pros and cons lists.
   
3. Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.
   
4. So you think you can study with your facebook activated? That`s cute! ^.^
   
5. No one is ever bored enough to start studying.
   
6. The wife finally agreed to anal sex... Does anyone know what a strap-on is?
   
7. If its true we`re here to help others, then what exaclty are the others here for?
   
8. Don`t worry if you had a bad day, remember there are people who have their ex`s name tattooed.
   
9. I would go for a jog today, but it looks like all of these cupcakes expire today as well.
   
10. Hey guy in the car behind me... Honking your horn isn`t going to help me type any faster.
    
11. The baby gets furious when I try to undress him. Must get that from his mother.
    
12. Doctor: How`s your headache? Me: She`s out of town.
    
13. Is it weird that I`m 43 years old and have a secret handshake with 3 adults.....and my dog?
    
14. I can see your camouflage pants, so they`re not working.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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