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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. They call cat people crazy but they`re not the ones outside at 5AM putting fresh dog poop into little baggies.
  2. You never know a person until you walk in their shoes, or until you check their browser history.
  3. Being a fat guy at McDonald`s is like being the muscle guy at the gym. People stay out of your way cause they know you mean business
  4. Not to brag, but I can spend hours coming up with reasons not to do something that takes 5 minutes.
  5. I like when videogames limit how many things you can hold. "You have 100 items in an invisible bag. Carrying another would be unrealistic"
  6. the kids next door have challenged me to a water balloon fight. just updating my status while waiting on the water to boil.
  7. When people say "You look so familiar" responding with "Were we in prison together?" is almost always a conversation killer.
  8. when humans are in love they get butterflys...dose that mean when butterflys are in love they get humans!! :)
  9. If anyone is interested, I’ll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 1:00 PM until I’m escorted out by security.
  10. The secret to happiness is a good sense of humor and a bad memory.
  11. I`m never free but I`m available.
  12. How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up?
  13. Guys just want a virgin porn star and girls just want a dangerous safe guy.
  14. Nothing sadder than the look on my dogs face when I drop food from the table and they realize it`s lettuce.




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