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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
  2. Never do I feel as lazy and rude as when someone else in the room is vacuuming.
  3. A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant.
  4. Fun thing to do: Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on peoples cars saying "sorry for the damage" and watch them look for it
  5. Watching movies alone sucks. There´s no one to ask, "What did he just say? Who is that guy?"
  6. Walmart calls them self checkouts, I call them I might not pay for some of this.
  7. Facebook has suggested that I POKE you.
  8. Look in the mirror and tell me that God does not have a sense of humor.
  9. Is it just me or is waking up at 3am and trying to read a text message like looking directly into the sun?
  10. Happy St. Patrick`s Day! I was going to drink anyway!
  11. Now that I think about it... Facebook became popular ever since I made an account.
  12. TIP OF THE DAY: If you can`t afford porn, just turn on tennis and shut your eyes.
  13. If someone doesn`t respond to your text within 5 minutes, they obviously don`t love you anymore. Probably never did, react accordingly.
  14. I hope my liquor store is having an after Christmas sale!!




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