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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. Dear children, when you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster.
  2. Still waiting for a "Where are they now?" episode about the Flintstones
  3. Being rich doesn`t equal happiness but i`d rather cry in a ferrari
  4. If you`ve never put fake blood capsules in your mouth before going to the dentist you are too mature to be my friend.
  5. Helpful Tip : The police never think it`s as funny as you do.
  6. I realized my superpower.. I can walk into ANY bathroom.. And the toilet paper roll will be empty..
  7. "I wish people would start doing ice bucket challenges again" - said no one ever!
  8. When life gives you melons, wear a low cut top.
  9. U make me wish I had more middle fingers
  10. I have never met a woman without wondering what her box of cookie recipes looks like.
  11. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
  12. I find the best way to get rid of headaches is to send them either to their rooms or outside to play.
  13. I`m single by choice. Just not my choice.
  14. Things that make you go Mmmmmmm - Duct Tape




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