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1. Apparently, you can only say "look at you! You got so big!" to children,,, old girlfriends tend to get offended.
   
2. I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy sh!t.
   
3. some people just need a hug...around the neck...with a rope!!
   
4. What did the Japanese man say to the other Japanese man? Something in Japanese,
   
5. My favorite thing about marriage is sharing a house with the person most likely to murder me.
   
6. You are here: X
   
7. People should have to pass an IQ test to use the internet.
   
8. Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship`s kitchen.
   
9. In the beginning, God created Heaven and Earth. Everything else was made in China
   
10. I wish I had the kind of life my spam folder thinks I have!
    
11. life is too short to match socks
    
12. So people buy cookie dough and bake it?.... What the hell?
    
13. My opinion of yoga pants varies depending on if I`m at the gym or if I`m at Wal-Mart or at Taco Bell.
    
14. My dance moves are somewhere between “dog being shocked by an electric fence” and “squirrel crossing the road.”
    
    
    
    
    
    

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