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1. I wish "friends with benefits" meant your friends paid all of your bills.
   
2. Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia and you`ll see a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday.
   
3. I hate to sound racist, but.. all of your baby ultrasounds look the same.
   
4. Things I didn`t learn in high school... how to pay bills buy a house apply for college but thank goodness I can graph a polynomial function.
   
5. I hate it when the movie trailer is better than the movie itself.
   
6. Party like you will never be invited to another!
   
7. My favorite all time cooking shows: 1. Iron Chef 2. Hell`s Kitchen 3. Breaking bad
   
8. It’s getting harder and harder to find vodka-flavored vodka.
   
9. Well, it`s almost the end of the year. No point in trying to become a good person this late in the game.
   
10. Oops, just bought vodka instead of milk again
    
11. This one time, I got trapped inside a couch cushion fort for like 47 days cause I forgot to put a secret door on it.
    
12. My dream job would be the Karma delivery service.
    
13. Fun fact: Deciding where to eat is the leading cause of divorce
    
14. I can`t take this long distance relationship anymore.. Fridge, you`re coming to my room.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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