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1. I have an inferiority complex, but it`s not a very good one.
   
2. It`s the simple things that make me laugh....mostly you.
   
3. Matchbooks exist just to be clues in detective movies.
   
4. Sneaking alcohol into work is pretty easy if you put it in your stomach first.
   
5. I wonder if the Happy Birthday wishes I send out to my Facebook friends would mean the same to them if they knew that I was sitting on the toilet.... LOL
   
6. I chose the wrong fork in the road, took the road less travelled and got off the beaten path and now I don`t know where the hell I am.
   
7. Make a random stranger`s day by walking up to them and saying "This isn`t real. You have to wake up"
   
8. Anyone who wastes my time is a clocksucker.
   
9. 1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? - top 3 things on my mind when I`m in a conversation
   
10. Your girl always on her knees. What she forgot she had feet?
    
11. Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do...
    
12. Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart anymore isnt it??
    
13. When I said I like it rough I was talking about the sex, not the whole entire relationship...
    
14. Crowded elevators smell different to midgets!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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