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1. From 8am until 12pm, my job basically pays me to think about what I am going to have for lunch.
   
2. It may look like I’m having really deep thoughts but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food I’m going to eat later.
   
3. Money can buy imitation happiness. I’m cool with that.
   
4. How old were you when you found out your parents were using Santa Claus as a behavior-modification tool?
   
5. Dont piss me off...I`ll give your number to all the kids and tell them it`s Santa`s hot line!
   
6. Is it just me or doesn`t anyone disappear in the Bermuda triangle anymore?
   
7. Does Facebook have a “You’re not smart enough to be talking about politics” button?
   
8. This hangover feels like... I should take a shot.
   
9. The hardest part about going through a divorce is finding a hitman you can trust.
   
10. If someone says they`ll always be there for you...make sure you find out exactly where "there" is.
    
11. If there is not an open bar and a delicious cake at your wedding, I will take my gift card to Walmart back.
    
12. The Three Up`s in life: 1. Show 2. Keep 3. Shut
    
13. I don’t know why you put your boat in Sh!t Creek to begin with.
    
14. If you feel lonely... dim all lights & put on a horror-movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore
    
    
    
    
    
    

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